To the theme tune of the 1970s British sitcom “It Ain’t Half Hot Mum”
Meet the ducks ’cause the ducks are here –
The ducks to entertain you.
With music and laughter to send you on your way –
We’re raising the rafters with a hey-hey-hey!
With songs and sketches and comedy too-
So come with us and you won’t feel blue!
So meet the gang ’cause the ducks are here –
The ducks to entertain you!
D-U-D-U-C-K – ducks to entertain you!
After Perry and Croft.